1、现在的男生都太坏了，比女生白，比女生高，比女生漂亮，还和女生抢男朋友。

1. Now boys are too bad, whiter than girls, taller than girls, prettier than girls, and they rob boyfriends with girls.

2、毕业那天给朋友们一个拥抱好吗

2. Would you give a hug to your friends on graduation day

3、最好的异性朋友的最高境界就是,在别人眼里你们就是恋人,,

3. The highest level of the best heterosexual friends is that you are lovers in the eyes of others,,

4、今天看到一小三发了一条说说 别下贱到抢别人男朋友 我顿时笑了

4. Today, I saw a message sent by a junior saying dont be so mean as to rob someones boyfriend. I immediately laughed

5、- 如果喜欢就去追，管人家有没有男女朋友干嘛，球队还有守门员呢，球不是照样进。

5. - if you like, go after them, whether they have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, the team and the goalkeeper. The ball doesnt go in the same way.

6、你知道么，你的好朋友好像也喜欢我...如何面对呢

6. You know, your good friend seems to like me too... How to deal with it

7、当你被人栽赃诬陷的时候, 那个对你说我相信你的人,是你这辈子值得用心交的朋友.

7. When you are framed and planted, the one who tells you I believe in you is a friend worth making with heart in your life

8、一个懂你泪水的朋友 好过一群只懂你欢笑的朋友

8. A friend who understands your tears is better than a group of friends who only understand your laughter

9、一波三折，难得开始主动寻求改变，谁知一切自有上天安排一早打电话给朋友，约明天一起玩，让孩子聚聚！谁知公司组织活动，于是推了朋友参加公司的，晚上到家，被告知明天拜山我妈提起一个星期就已经告诉我了可我却完完全全忘得一干二净结果打电话给同事，退出明天的活动，一切回到原点！

9. Ups and downs, its hard to start to actively seek change, who knows that everything has its own God to arrange to call friends in the morning, about tomorrow to play together, let the children get together! Who knew that the company organized activities, so he pushed his friends to participate in the company, got home in the evening, and was told that my mother had told me about it in a week, but I completely forgot to call my colleagues, quit tomorrows activities, and all went back to the origin!

10、让女人们实实在在觉得开心有安全感的事应该是兜里有钞票，心里有爱的人，逛街买衣服，收到全新的化妆品，有美味的好吃的，和闺蜜们有说不完的话。嗯，我们现在就特别幸福。PS，距离上次喝的倒草丛，土豆涨价，刷卡付全单到这次的一直晕，话痨，吐到第二天，装怀孕，已经有整整两年了，怀念，比心。

10. What makes women really feel happy and safe is that they should have money in their pockets, people they love in their hearts, go shopping and buy clothes, receive brand-new cosmetics, have delicious food, and have endless words with their girlfriends. Well, we are very happy now. PS, it has been two years since the last time I drank the grass, the price of potatoes increased, paid the whole bill by swiping the card, and this time I was dizzy, talkative, vomited to the next day, and pretended to be pregnant.

11、知道我为什么一直没有找男朋友吗，因为我一直在等你。

11. Know why I havent been looking for a boyfriend, because Ive been waiting for you.

12、根据达尔文的进化论，以前也有吵架吵赢的男生，后来他们都找不到女朋友，于是灭绝了。

12. According to Darwins theory of evolution, there used to be boys who fought and won. Later, they couldnt find their girlfriends, so they died out.

13、朋友,请原谅我逐渐少去的问候.

13. My friend, please forgive me for my less and less greetings

14、我愿以朋友之名,深爱,占有,不分手.

14. I am willing to love, possess and never break up in the name of friends

15、[一个失恋的朋友在我的开导下终于走出感情的创伤从十八楼跳了下去.]

15. A lovelorn friend finally got out of the emotional trauma and jumped down from the 18th floor under my guidance

16、女人就算你再丑也比专抢别人男朋友的贱女人美一百倍!

16. Even if you are ugly, a woman is 100 times more beautiful than a cheap woman who specializes in robbing other peoples boyfriends!