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1、你以为我爱你容易吗,每天被思念折磨容易吗,没你的晚安失眠我容易吗。
1. Do you think its easy for me to love you, to be tortured by missing everyday, and to lose sleep without your good night.
2、总以为付出总会有收获事实证明有些事即使付出也不会有收获
2. Always think that there will always be gains in giving, and it turns out that even if you give, there will be no gains
3、: 每天醒来的第一件事就是想睡觉。
3. The first thing I wake up every day is to want to sleep.
4、你在我心里面陪我失眠,可是却不在我身边。
4. You accompany me insomnia in my heart, but you are not by my side.
5、下楼取快递,回来就发现小宝在被窝里扭动着吭吭,一两分钟的事小家活这可是知道我不在身边拉,赶紧上床搂搂小宝安慰安慰,顺便暖暖手。外面的雪还在下只是小了很多,地上厚厚的一层白,朋友圈里发都发的内容类似天冷雪大不想起床之类,这个冬天,有娃咱也可以任性一把,不起床。
5. I went downstairs to pick up the express delivery. When I came back, I found Xiaobao wriggling in the quilt. I worked for a minute or two. But I knew I wasnt around. I went to bed and hugged Xiaobao for comfort. I warmed my hand by the way. The snow outside is just a lot smaller. The ground is thick and white. The content of the hair in the circle of friends is similar to that in the cold and snowy days. I dont want to get up. This winter, we can have a baby and not get up.
6、我很确定都是你让我失眠,一整夜脑中都是你的脸。
6. Im sure its you who make me lose sleep. Your face is in my head all night.
7、我愿一生朴素,换你今生华丽。
7. I would like to live a simple life, in exchange for your gorgeous life.
8、: 敢死队就是:白天不吃饭,晚上不睡觉,军训死翘翘。
8. The death squads are those who dont eat in the daytime, dont sleep in the evening and die in military training.
9、最痛苦的就是昨晚想着今天要睡到十点,结果七点醒来,最矛盾的就是昨晚想着今天去赶集,结果天冷又不想起床生活总是在痛苦与矛盾中度过,只是表面显的特愉快特坚决罢了
9. The most painful thing is that last night I thought that I would sleep to 10 oclock today, but I woke up at 7 oclock. The most contradictory thing is that last night I thought that I would go to the market today. As a result, I didnt want to get up because of the cold weather. I always spent my life in pain and contradiction, but I was obviously happy and determined
10、前几天天天热的不吹风扇睡不着,这几天冷的钻被窝不想起床。
10. A few days ago, I couldnt sleep without blowing a fan every day. I didnt want to get up in the cold quilt.
11、今天也起得很晚,吃了饭又睡觉了,天冷都不想起床,饭也不怎么有胃口,菜都是那天办酒留下来的剩菜,虽说现在嫁了,是一家人了,但吃饭什么的还是不自在,唉晚饭的时候有些郁闷,因为他都在外面沙发玩,我一个人在房里睡,心里有些不舒服,唉,我真是小心眼啊,唉,不要多想不要乱想,干嘛老是自寻烦恼。
11. I got up very late today. I went to bed after eating. I didnt want to get up in the cold weather. I didnt have much appetite for food. The food was all the leftovers left from the wine that day. Although Im married now and Im a family member, Im still not comfortable with what I eat. Alas, I was a little depressed when I had dinner because he was playing on the sofa outside. I slept alone in my room. I was a little uncomfortable. Alas, I Im really careful. Alas, dont think too much and dont think too much. Why are you always looking for trouble.
12、跟你在一起一点微笑的进展,都会让我感动的整夜整夜睡不着觉。
12. The progress of a little smile with you will make me sleepless all night.
13、: 刚才睡觉,忽然发现有东西在扯我被子,我一脚就把她踹下了床。现在的鬼越来越胆大了,跟老子抢被子。
13. When I was sleeping just now, I found something pulling my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. Now the ghost is more and more daring. Grab the quilt with me.
14、: 睡觉喜欢抱被子么,喜欢用腿夹着被子么,据说这些都是没安全感的孩纸 ,
14. Do you like to hold the quilt when you sleep? Do you like to use your legs to hold the quilt? It is said that these are insecure childrens papers,
15、没有安全感的女孩每天晚上躺在床上要是不编个故事设定好角色闭上眼睛开始脑内演的话就绝对会失眠
15. Girls who dont feel safe lie in bed every night, and if they dont make up a story and set up a character, close their eyes and start acting in their brain, they will definitely lose sleep
16、在这寒冷的季节里,我老是睡不着觉,总怕你在冰天雪地里滑到,我好心地对你忠告:你要买一顶厚厚的皮帽,把自己的脑袋护好,商标牌子最好是傻帽!
16. In this cold season, I cant sleep all the time. Im afraid that you will slide in the snow and ice. I kindly advise you: you should buy a thick leather hat and protect your head. The best brand is silly hat!
17、爱情是一个人对另一个人习惯的认同,爱到最高境界就是认同了他的习惯,一个女人习惯了一个男人的鼾声,从不适应到习惯再到没有他的鼾声就睡不着觉,这就是爱;一个男人习惯了一个女人的任性、甚至无理取闹、无事生非,这就是爱;一个人会为了另一个人去改变、去迁就,这就是爱。
17. Love is a persons recognition of another persons habits. The highest level of love is to identify with his habits. A woman is used to a mans snoring. She never adapts to the habits and cant sleep without his snoring. This is love. A man is used to a womans willfulness, even making trouble for nothing, which is love; One person will change and accommodate for another person, which is love.
18、给你发短信你不回,就以为你出了什么事,看你空间有没有动态,确定你有没有事的人是我。给你打电话你不接,就会像疯子一样一直打到你接为止的人是我。想你的时候,就一直想麻醉自己的人是我。你随便一句话,一条说说就会胡思乱想到睡不着觉的人是我。无论发生什么事第一个想到你的人是我。因为我爱你。
18. If you dont reply to your text message, you will think that something happened to you. It depends on whether your space is dynamic. Its me who determines whether you have something. Call you. If you dont answer, youll be like a madman until you answer. When I miss you, I always want to anesthetize myself. If you say anything, you will think that I am the one who cant sleep. No matter what happens, the first person to think of you is me. because I love you.
19、想你想得睡不着觉,念你念得心怦怦直跳,恋你恋得鬼迷心窍,爱你爱得快要死掉!
19. I miss you so much that I cant sleep. I miss you so much that my heart is pounding. I love you so much that I cant sleep. I love you so much that Im dying!
20、这个世界上发生的每件事都只是暂时的。即使是糟糕的日子,失眠的夜晚。
20. Everything that happens in this world is temporary. Even bad days, sleepless nights.
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