1、现在的我，任性是有了，就差钱了。

1. Now I have willfulness, and Im short of money.

2、其实我发奋的吃这么胖，不就是为了在你心里多站点地儿。

2. In fact, I try to eat so fat, not to be in your heart more site.

3、最近的鬼天气，让我觉得每次开门都像在开冰箱。

3. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening a refrigerator every time I open the door.

4、百度是个大骗子，老子抄了十几年的满分作文却从未得过满分。

4. Baidu is a big liar. I have copied the full score composition for more than ten years but never got the full score.

5、别人都是为怎么挣钱而发愁，我却是为怎么花钱而发愁：两百块钱怎么能花到下月十号呢。

5、 Others are worried about how to earn money, but I am worried about how to spend money: how can two hundred yuan be spent until the ten of next month.

6、年之中有许多节庆和令人难忘的纪念日，如春节、中秋节、情人节、母亲节、父亲节、生日、结婚、结婚纪念日、生产、探病等不胜枚举，都是赠花的好时机。下面是留学网小编为您整理的节日送花礼仪大全，供您参考！

6. There are many festivals and unforgettable anniversaries in the year, such as Spring Festival, Mid Autumn Festival, Valentines day, mothers day, fathers day, birthday, marriage, anniversary of marriage, production, medical visit and so on, which are all good opportunities to present flowers. The following is a collection of festival flower sending etiquette compiled for you, for your reference!

7、为什么女生很少主动找男生？你见过插座主动找插头的吗！这是我这天见到最内涵的话

7. Why do girls seldom take the initiative to find boys? Have you ever seen the socket find the plug on its own initiative! Thats the most profound thing Ive ever seen on this day

8、竹笋虽然柔嫩，但它不怕重压，敢于奋斗、敢于冒尖。

8. Although the bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and dare to be sharp.

9、等到历史考试的时候，历史将会被我改写！

9. By the time of history test, history will be rewritten by me!

10、年末了，在我QQ空间、朋友圈里卖鞋包、卖衣服、卖文玩、卖名表、卖手机、卖面膜、卖化妆品、卖减肥药、卖一切的亲们，麻烦你们交一下这一年的广告费，还有明年的摊位费，谢谢，预祝我们合作愉快。

10, at the end of the year, I sold shoes, clothes, selling stationery, selling watches, selling mobile phone, selling mask, selling cosmetics, selling weight loss drugs and selling all my relatives in my QQ space and friends circle. Please pay the advertising fee this year and the booth fee next year. Thank you, and wish us a pleasant cooperation.

11、说，你除了吃还会什么?还会饿。

11. What else can you eat? Youre hungry.

12、┌_睡觉就像给自我充电，我却从来没有充满过。デ

12. ┌ sleeping is like recharging myself, but Ive never been full of it. A kind of