1、幽默就是一个人想哭的时候还有笑话的兴致。

1. Humor is when a person wants to cry, he is also interested in jokes.

2、闺蜜被人骂了，我很不爽，就去骂那贱人了，然后我闺蜜又开始骂我了，对啊，毕竟她们认识了十一年。

2. My best friend was scolded. I was very upset. I went to scold that bitch. Then my best friend began to scold me again. Yeah, after all, they have known each other for 11 years.

3、把你所有的不幸总结成一句话，然后问问自己：3年后，这对你还重要吗？

3. Sum up all your misfortunes in one sentence and ask yourself: in three years, is this still important to you?

4、低头要有勇气，抬头要有底气。

4. You should have courage to bow down and courage to look up.

5、眼泪终究流不成海洋，人总要不断成长。

5. Tears will not flow into the ocean after all, and people will always grow up.

6、低年级骂人都是你个傻瓜。你才是！反弹傻瓜的反义词。傻瓜的反义词的反义词。

6. Its a fool of you to scold in junior grade. You are! The antonym of rebound fool. The antonym of a fool.

7、再也没有人对我说 女孩子骂人是不好的 我还像以前那样丢弃自己的脾气

7. No one told me that its bad for a girl to scold again. I still abandon my temper as before

8、地球是运动的，一个人不会永远处在倒霉的位置。

8. The earth is moving, and one will never be in a bad place.

9、付出真心，才会得到真心，却可能伤的彻底;保持距离，才能保护自己，却注定永远寂寞。

9. Pay true, will get true, but may hurt thoroughly; keep distance, to protect themselves, but doomed to be lonely forever.

10、我不喜欢骂人，因为我动手能力比较强

10. I dont like swearing because Im good at practice

11、我们确实有不少优点，但也要隐藏几分，这个叫做涵养。

11. We do have many advantages, but we should also hide them. This is called self-cultivation.

12、那么上火分很多种比如肝火，胃火，心火，肺火，肾火。

12. So there are many kinds of fire points, such as liver fire, stomach fire, heart fire, lung fire, kidney fire.

13、你可以不牛逼，可以没有钱，可以不会骂人，但不能怂，一怂就被人欺负，自己都反抗不了，别人又怎会帮你。

13. You cant be bullied, you cant have money, you cant swear, but you cant be counseled. You cant resist being bullied when you are counseled. How can others help you.

14、落花有意随流水，而流水无心恋落花。

14. Falling flowers intentionally follow the water, but the water does not love falling flowers.

15、生活丰富多彩，人们往往是生活中亮丽的风景线。人与人之间的真情，家庭中的温馨，社会中的奉献，更是一道道多彩多姿的美景。

15. Life is rich and colorful, people are often the bright scenery in life. The true feelings between people, the warmth in the family and the dedication in the society are all colorful and beautiful scenery.

16、以前不会按字儿的时候 脾气好 有耐心 不骂人也没野心 不熬夜还爱笑.

16. I used to have a good temper when I couldnt press words. I was patient and didnt scold people. I didnt have ambition and didnt stay up late

17、别招惹我。我是以牙还牙的自我保护者。

17. Dont provoke me. Im a tit for tat self protector.